Bubbles and the Giant Koopa/Transcript

This is an episode transcript for Bubbles and the Giant Koopa.

Transcript
(After the theme song, the episode opens on the countertop, but with a cardboard city landscape as the camera pans across the city landscape.)

Laslo-man: (Off-screen) Danger lurks in the big city, disaster waits in every dark alley, peril behind every park bench! The world needs a hero! But not just an ordinary hero, no! A special hero!

(The camera then pans to Clarence, who's dressed as a superhero known as Laslo-man.)

Laslo-man: A super hero! I... am... that... hero! They call me... Laslo-man!

(A screen drops down from behind Laslo-man. A fanfare plays.)

Laslo-man: Wherever there's trouble, I'll be there! Whenever a helpless person calls out, I will answer! Evil-doers beware! You are no match for the awesome power of Laslo-man and his... Super-Suction Ears!

(Laslo-man shakes his head a few times.)

Laslo-man: You doubt? A demonstration!

(Laslo-man shakes his head again before he hops over to a cardboard building and jumps up as his Super-Suction Ear sticks to the side of the building. However, Laslo-man can't get down. The lights then turn on as Bob the Tomato then appears.)

Lazlo: Um, hi, kids! I'm Lazlo, and I think that's Clarence.

Laslo-man: I'm Laslo-man! Who are you?

Lazlo: Clarence, it's me, Lazlo!

Laslo-man: Lazlo? Lazlo? I don't know Lazlo! Say there, citizen! Could you give me a hand with my Super-Suction Ear? It seems to have malfunctioned.

Lazlo: Uh, okay. What do I do?

Laslo-man: Well, it's just that I'm afraid that it's about to let... (Laslo-man's Super-Suction Ear then comes loose and he falls down.) ...go. Ouch!

Lazlo: Wow, I didn't know being a superhero could be so painful. Maybe you should just go back to being plain-old Clarence.

Laslo-man: But I don't want to be plain-old Clarence anymore.

Lazlo: Why not?

Laslo-man: Well, there's nothing special about plain-old Larry. He can't do anything neat like fly or save people or anything. He's just plain-old boring.

Lazlo: Oh. Not feeling very special, huh?

Laslo-man: Nope.

Lazlo: Hmm... Hey, I know!

Laslo-man: What?

Lazlo: I could- (Bob accidentally gets his nose stuck in Laslo-man's Super-Suction Ear.) Ow! My-

Laslo-man: Ooh!

Lazlo: Clarence! My no-

Laslo-man: Sorry.

Lazlo: You got my- Eeh! Eeeeeh! Eeeeeh!

Laslo-man: Lazlo? Pull- Pull back! Pull back, Lazlo!

Lazlo: (pants) Um, well, what I was going to say, is that we-

(Before Lazlo can finish his sentence, Laslo-man suddenly sneezes, pulling his Super-Suction Ear right off of Lazlo's nose.)

Lazlo: Ow! That smarts!

Laslo-man: Hey look! (Larry-Boy is on his right ear spinning around.) I'm a Larry-Go-Round!

Lazlo: (chuckles) As I was saying, we just got a letter from Myra Eggleston of Youngstown, Pennsylvania. Now Myra has a lot of brothers and sisters and they're all bigger than she is. She says that they can do really neat things like play soccer and dance ballet, but Myra's too little. So Myra wants to know, what's special about her.

Laslo-man: (gets up off the floor.) Oh, Myra, I know how you feel.

Lazlo: Well, Myra, and Clarence, I'm gonna tell you a story about a girl named Bubbles.

(Camera fades to the desert where we see Bubbles, Mario, Luigi, Tails and some chickens.)

Lazlo: (Narrating) Now, Bubbles lived in a land called Israel, a long long time ago. So long ago, that there weren't any cars, or telephones, or vacuum cleaners, or anything. There were mostly just sheep. Especially around Bubbles' house, because Bubbles was a shepherd. (Camera pans across Mario) No, no that's not him, that's one of his brothers. (Camera pans across Luigi) Nope, another friends. (Camera pans across Tom) uh... Nope, another brother. Bubbles had a lot of friends. (Camera focuses on a sheep) Aha, there he is! No, not the sheep. He's behind the chicken. Uh, shoo there, Fluffy!

(Chicken bocks as it leaves, revealing Bubbles as Dave.)

Bubbles: Hi, I'm Bubbles. I have a lot of friends.

Lazlo: (Narrating) Yep, seven to be exact. Now, Bubbles and his friends spend most of their time in the fields taking care of their chickens, which could be hard work because their sheep had an unusual problem.

Bubbles: They tip over. (Chicken tips over) Oh look, there goes one now.

Lazlo: (Narrating) But Dave had an even bigger problem. You see, out of all the brothers, he was the smallest.

Bubbles: That's right. Everybody's bigger than I am!

Lazlo: And sometimes, his big brothers would pick on him.

(One of Mario's chickens tips over.)

Mario: Oh Dave! One of my chicken fell over! Would you come pick it up for me?

Bubbles: I'm kind of busy right now!

Mario: Do you remember the time we dipped you in tar and stuck you to the backside of an angry water buffalo?

Bubbles: I'll be right there!

(One of Tails' Chicken tips over.)

Tails: Hey Dave! One of my chicken fell too!

Bubbles: (Off-screen) Just a minute!

(Luigi casually taps one of his sheep on the side, making the other sheep fall over like dominoes.)

Luigi: Oh look! All of my chickens fell over! Bubbles!

(Bubbles sets his sheep back up, before going over to set the rest of the chickens back up.)

Mario: Oh Dave, after you pick up our sheep, could you run and get me a bite to eat? I'm famished.

Luigi: Oh yeah! Me too! Get me something too!

Mario: You know, sometimes, I think I could eat a whole camel.

Luigi: Oh yeah? Well, sometimes, I think I could eat a whole spaceship!

Mario: Uh, what's a spaceship?

Luigi: I have no idea.

Lazlo: (Narrating) That's how things had pretty much always been for Bubbles. Nothing really exciting happened around there. Until one day, when their dad, Jesse, came running out with some horrible news.

(Sonic as Jesse runs out to the field, until he bumps into some of the other chicken.)

Jesse: Whoa! Uh, Bubbles, could you pick those up?

(Bubbles gives an irritated look at the audience.)

Sonic: (Panting) Oh! Oh boys! Ooo! Oh, class! I've got-I've got horrible news! The Phili... The Ph... The-the... The Philistines are, uh... Ah uh... Ah, the... They're a... ttacking!

(Mario, Luigi, and Tails stare in confusion.)

Mario: The lima beans are uh... lacking?

Luigi: The nectarines are... quacking?

Mario: One more time, please, and let's work on our enunciation.

Jesse: ' THE PHILISTINES ARE ATTACKING! '

(Mario, Luigi, and Tails start screaming, as does Sonic. Scene cuts back to Lazlo and Laslo-man on the countertop.)

Laslo-Man: Uh, Lazlo? What are the Philippines?

Lazlo: The Philippines are a group of islands off the coast of Southeast Asia, but that's not important now. The Philistines were people who hated Israel. They wanted to take Israel's land and make the Israelites their slaves. So they'd had to do whatever the Philistines told them to do.

Laslo-man Oh, that's bad.

Lazlo: You're right. So the Israelites needed to protect themselves.

(Scene switches back to the story.)

Tails: We need to protect ourselves! But how?

Jesse: King Saul is putting together an army to stop the Philistines! He needs your help! You must help save Israel!

Mario, Luigi, Tails and Bubbles: We must help save Israel! We must help save Israel! We must help save Israel!

(The foursome start to leave, before Jesse stops Bubbles.)

Jesse: Hey, hey, hey, Bubbles! Where do you think you're going?

Bubbles: I must help save Israel!

(Mario, Luigi, and Tails laugh at Bubbles.)

Jesse: It's very nice that you wanna help, but saving a country is a big thing. You're a little girl. Big people do big things, and little people do little things. So, stay with the chickens.

Bubbles: But..

(Jesse, Mario, Luigi, and Tails leave, leaving Bubbles all alone with the chickens.)

Bubbles: 🎵 ''They're big, I'm little. They go, I twiddle. Why can't little guys do big things too?'' 🎵

(Fade to King Saul's camp.)

Bob: (Narrating) By the time Bubbles' friends arrived at King Saul's camp, battle lines had been drawn between the Philistines and Isrealites, and as the custom in their day, the armies lined up and yelled at each other.

Greg: (reads the white text from below) Hello, Israelites! You are pigs! And soon, we will put apples in your mouths and stick you in our toaster ovens! (laughs)

Christophe: Ah, yes! After we defeat you, you will be our slaves and you'll have to fetch us our slippers!

Mario: Yes, and iron our trousers!

Christophe: Oh, and wipe our little noses.

Mario: Ah-ha! And scratch that spot on our backs we cannot reach, no matter how hard we try!

(Bubbles' friends are silent.)

Greg: Don't you have anything to say?

Mario: Um, do you guys have any fried chicken? I got a real hankering for fried chicken.

Luigi: Yeah, me too!

Greg: (to Christophe) This is going to be easier than we thought. (to the Israelites) You know, I think we can save us a lot of time. How about we bring our strongest man, and you bring your strongest man, and they will fight. If our champion beats your champion, you will be our slaves. But if your champion defeats us, we will be your slaves. What do you think about that?

Lazlo: (Narrating) Well, the Israelites were getting tired of the yelling, and the Philistines did seem a little on the small side, so King Saul agreed.

King Saul (played by Eddy): That seems like a reasonable idea. Alright, we agree, send out your champion.

Greg & Christophe: Hey Goliath!

(King Saul smiles, thinking this is going to be easy. King Saul looks at the water in his cup, which starts to shake. King Saul and the Israelites look up in horror at the approaching champion, Goliath, who is a giant koopatroopa. The Cartoon Network Characters smile confidently when Goliath comes out, knowing that no one can possibly beat him. King Saul faints and falls down in his chair.)

(Camera fades to black background when Sonic's announcing)

Sonic (voice over): We'll be back with more "Bubbles and the Giant Koopa" after this break.

(Bubbly Songs with Clarence for Love My Lips)

The Announcer: And now it's time for Bubbly Songs with Clarence, the part of the show where Clarence comes out and sings a bubbly song. One day while talking with Dr. Eddy, Clarence confronts one of his deepest fears.

Clarence: 🎵 If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south, that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad. 🎵

Eddy: I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?

Clarence: 🎵 That'd be too bad. 🎵

Eddy: Alrighty.

Clarence: 🎵''If my lips said, "Adios. I don't like you, I think you're gross." That'd be too bad. I might get mad.'' 🎵

Eddy: Hmm... That'd be too bad, you might get mad?

Clarence: 🎵 That'd be too bad. 🎵

Eddy: Fascinating!

Clarence: 🎵 ''If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess and took my tooth, that'd be too bad. I'd call my dad.'' 🎵

Eddy: Oh dear! That'd be too bad, you'd call your dad?

(During these lyrics, Eddy draws Clarence in tears, Clarence looking angry and his dad on the phone.)

Clarence: 🎵 That'd be too bad. 🎵

Eddy: Hold it! Did you say your father? Fascinating! So what you're saying is if your lips left you ...

Clarence: 🎵 ''That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad, I'd call my dad. That be too bad.'' 🎵

Eddy: That'd be too bad?

Clarence: 🎵 That'd be too bad. 🎵

Eddy: Why?

Clarence: Cause I love my lips! 🎵 [Scatting] bbbbbbbb........ 🎵

(While scatting, he bounces on the sofa.)

Eddy: Oh my. This is more serious than I thought. Clarence, what do you see here?

(Pulls up a lip shaped silhouette)

Clarence: Um, that looks like a lip.

Eddy: What about this?

(Pulls out another Rorschach test showing two lips puckering up.)

Clarence: It's a lip!

Eddy: And this?

(Shows more Rorschach tests, one of which includes, depending on the release, a picture of Sonny Bono, Robert Ellis, or a drawing of Koopatroopa.)

Clarence: 🎵 ''It's a lip. It's a lip. It's a lip. Lip. Lip. It's a lip. It's a lip. It's a lip. Lip. Lip. It's a lip. It's a lip. It's a lip. Lip. Lip. Liiiiiiiiiiiips! Lip. Lip. Lip.'' 🎵

Eddy: Larry, tell me about your childhood.

Clarence: 🎵 ''When I was just two years old, I left my lips out in the cold. And they turned blue. What could I do?'' 🎵

Eddy: Oh dear. They turned blue, what could you do?

Clarence: 🎵 Oh they turned blue. 🎵

Eddy: I see.

Clarence: 🎵 ''On the day I got my tooth, I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard. And it felt weird.'' 🎵

Eddy: My, my. She had a beard, and it felt weird?

Clarence: 🎵 She had a beard. 🎵

Eddy: Oh.

Clarence: 🎵 ''Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips stuck in a gate! My friends all laughed. And I just stood there'' 🎵 until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee, right on the lip! And we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish except now. I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip: Usta!

(During this part, as Eddy draws Clarence with frozen lips, his aunt with a beard and the fire department freeing his lips from a gate, smoke rises from his notepad as he rapidly draws.)

Eddy: Your friends all laughed... Usta... How do you spell that?

Clarence: I don't know.

Eddy: So what you're saying is that when you were young ...

Clarence: 🎵 ''They turned blue. What could I do? She had a beard and it felt weird. My friends all laughed...'' 🎵 Usta!

Eddy: I'm confused...

Clarence: I love my lips! (scatting) bbbbbbbb........

The Announcer: This has been Bubbly Songs with Clarence. Tune in next time to hear Clarence say...

Clarence: Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?

Eddy: Oh, look at the time!

(Clarence scatting)

Sonic (voice over): Okay, back to "Bubbles and the Giant Koopa".

(Camera fades back to Goliath and the Philistines.)

Goliath: Who will I fight?

(The Israelites run and hide in fear.)

Lazlo: (Narrating) The Israelites were so terrified of Goliath, that they all ran away and hid.

Goliath: Hm. Nobody will fight. I'll come back tomorrow.

Lazlo: (Narrating) And that's exactly what he did. Goliath came back the next day... and the next day... and the next day for 40 days. But every time he showed up, all the Israelites ran away and hid. Finally, Jesse started worried about his boys, so he sent little Dave to the battlefield with some food.

(Bubbles rides on a chicken to the camp.)

Lazlo: (Narrating) Now Bubbles got to King Saul's camp, just about the time Goliath was going to come out, so all the Israelites were hiding.

Bubbles: Hello! Is anybody here?

(Mario, Luigi, and Tails peek out from behind a tent.)

Jimmy: Shh, he'll hear you!

Bubbles: Who?

Jimmy: Him! That big pickle over there!

(Dave turns to see Goliath.)

Goliath: Who will fight me?

Bubbles: Well? Who's gonna fight him?

Jimmy: What, are you nuts? He'd have us for lunch! Speaking of which, what'd you bring us?

Bubbles: Here you go.

(Dave gives Jimmy, Jerry, and Tom the food, which is pizza.)

Jerry: Mmmm, pizza.

Jimmy: Oh, cheese in the crust! That's tremendous!

Bubbles: Come on, guys! Have you forgotten? We're the children of God!

Larry-Boy: (Off-screen) The what?

(Scene cuts to back on the countertop.)

Bob: The children of God. The Bible says that the Israelites were God's chosen people. God led them through the desert, He helped them walk across the Red Sea and whenever they went into battle, God was there with them. They've always known that if God was on their side, no one could stand against them.

Larry-Boy: Wow.

Bob: But King Saul and his men were so scared of big, tall Goliath, they forgot that The lord was even bigger.

Larry-Boy: Oh dear.

Bob: (noticing Larry-Boy has popcorn on his head.) Uh, Larry, you got something on your...

Larry-Boy: Huh?

Bob: Oh, never mind. Once again, no one would answer Goliath's challenge.

(Scene switches back to the story.)

Goliath: Ugh, no one to fight. They told me that you are the children of God. You are cowards. I come back tomorrow. (leaves)

Bubbles: (angry) I can't believe you're letting him say that! Somebody's gotta do something.

(Jimmy, Jerry, and Tom are eating pizza, before Dave leaves.)

Jimmy: What are you gonna do Dave? Remember, you're a little guy. Leave this big stuff to us big people!

(Jimmy finds himself out in the open, which frightens him before he retreats back to safety.)

Jimmy: You think he saw me?

Jerry: No, you're okay.

Jimmy: Phew!

Bob: (Narrating): Well Dave knew exactly what he had to do, so he went straight to King Saul and announced his plan.

Bubbles: I will fight Goliath!

(King Saul spits out the water he was drinking.)

Bob: (Narrating) King Saul took the news rather well.

King Saul: I'm sorry, my ears must be failing. I could have sworn I heard you say that you'd fight Goliath, but you didn't really say that, did you?

Bubbles: Yes, I did.

King Saul: Oh. I say, that's very kind but... let's be reasonable. You are a tiny little fellow, and, well Goliath, he's enormous! No, no, no, that's a job for a big person, not a little boy like you.

(Music starts playing.)

King Saul: You're not going to sing, are you? (Bubbles nods) Couldn't you just play your harp and I'll throw things at you? (Dave shakes his head) Oh.

Bubbles: 🎵 ''You're big, I'm little. My head only comes to your middle, but I say little guys can do big things too.'' 🎵

King Saul: Yes, but, Goliath, he's-

Bubbles: 🎵 ''He's big, but God's bigger. And when I think of Him, that's when I figure, with His help little guys can do big things too.'' 🎵

King Saul: Oh, I see what you're saying! ''Alright, I understand, now let's suppose that this is true. You still look rather wimpy, but I know what we can do. Just step behind the curtain, it will only take a minute. There's a closet in the corner and you'll like what I've got in it. You'll find my royal armor there, don't dally, put it on. Yes, now you'll look much better once the battle lines are drawn. One more thing you'll need, I think that's right, pick up my royal sword. It's a big one and a beauty, the best you could afford. Once you've got it all together, I think you'll agree. You're bound to do much better if you try to look like me.''

(Curtain pulls back to reveal Bubbles wearing King Saul's armor, that almost completely obscures his body. Bubbles takes one step forward, but the armor's too heavy as he falls over.)

King Saul: Oh, dear.

(Bubbles gets out of the armor.)

Bubbles: You know, I think maybe I should just be plain old me.

King Saul: Oh, yes, well, I suppose. But have you seen Goliath? Why. He's, he's just, he's-

Bubbles: 🎵 ''He's big, but God's bigger. And when I think of Him that's when I figure'' 🎵

King Saul: With his help, little guys can do big things?

Bubbles: 🎵 With his help, I know I can do big things! 🎵

Bubbles and King Saul: 🎵 With his help, little guys can do big things too. 🎵

(Bubbles leaves the tent while King Saul watches him go off.)

King Saul (Concerned): Alright! If you're sure you know what you're getting into. Oh, dear.

(Camera fades back to Bubbles walking.)

Lazlo (Narrating): Well, Bubbles wasn't exactly sure what he was getting into, but he knew The lord would be there with him, so he went down to a stream and found five smooth stones. Then he went back to the camp and waited for Goliath.

(Back at the camp with King Saul and the Israelites.)

Goliath: Who will fight me?

Bubbles: I will fight you, Goliath!

Mario: You know, if I didn't know better. I'd say that sounded like Dave.

Luigi and Tails: Oh yeah.

(Bubbles walks over to see Goliath and the Philistines.)

Tails: You know. If I didn't know better, I'd say that looks like Bubbles.

Mario and Luigi: Huh?

(Bubbles smiles at his friends.)

Mario, Luigi and Tails: (surprised) Bubbles?!?!

(Mario faints.)

Lazlo (Narrating): Goliath was equally surprised.

Goliath: Who said that?

Bubbles: I did!

Goliath: Huh?

(Camera pans down to Bubbles.)

Goliath: Oh ho-ho! Am I a dog that you come at me with sticks?

(Philistines laugh.)

Bubbles: I don't exactly know what you mean. But you are not a dog, you are a really big guy who wants to beat me up. And I come to you today not with sticks, but in the name of the God of Israel who this day shall help me defeat you!

Goliath: We will see who defeats who. Now we fight!

(Goliath's almost putting his boxing clothes on and Bubbles's getting ready to fight.)

Greg: It's showtime!

(A bell rings and the Philistines cheer when Bubbles prepares to fight Goliath. Goliath's now sporting a pair of red boxing gloves as he hops towards Bubbles, who gulps before also hopping over to face him. Goliath's still swinging his boxing gloves, while Bubbles takes off his hat and puts a stone in his slingshot before he starts spinning the slingshot around, while everyone watches the slingshot spinning. Bubbles spins the slingshot faster and faster, until the stone is sent flying in the air until it strikes Goliath on the head and bounces off. Everyone watches anxiously, until Goliath falls forward. Bubbles jumps out of the way as Goliath lands face first on the ground, before putting his hat back on. The Israelites are silent for a few seconds, until they start cheering for their victory and Bubbles's victory, throwing their hats in the air. The Philistines are shocked and they retreat in fear.)

Lazlo (Narrating): The Philistines were so scared of Bubbles that they all ran away and hid. And Israel was saved.

(The Israelites all go to congratulate and cheer for Bubbles for beating Goliath.)

Lazlo (Narrating): And that's the story of Bubbles, a really little guy who did a really big thing!

(Bubbles jumps onto her chicken and leaves, while King Saul, Mario, Luigi, Tales and the Israelites cry happily. The sun goes down while Bubbles's still riding the chicken, as the screen slowly irises out on Bubbles and the chicken, the chicken falls over while Bubbles's riding on it, before the screen completely irises out.)

(Camera fades back at the ground with Lazlo and Laslo-man.)

Lazlo: Well, what do you think of the story?

Laslo-man: Oh my goodness. That was amazing. Bubbles was just a teeny little girl, but he beat Goliath who was the biggest, strongest guy they'd ever seen! Oh my! I laughed, I cried, it moved me, Lazlo.

Lazlo: Well, good! It's time to talk about- (whispers) It's time to talk about what we've learned today.

Laslo-man: Uh Lazlo, why are you whispering?

Lazlo: (whispering) Because whenever I say that, that song plays.

Laslo-man: What song? Lazlo.

Lazlo: (whispering) You know, the "What Have We Learned" song.

Larry-Boy: Oh, you mean the song that plays every time you say, "And now it's time to talk about what we've learned today"?

Montage Singing: 🎵 And so what we have learned applies to our lives today, and God has a lot to say in His book 🎵

Lazlo: Yep, that's the one.

Laslo-man: Kinda catchy, isn't it?

Lazlo: (gasps)

Montage Singing: 🎵You see we know that God's word is for everyone, and now that our song is done, we'll take a look 🎵

Lazlo: Now in our story, no one thought Bubbles could do anything important. After all, he was just a little guy! Why, even King Saul tried to change Bubbles by putting his own armor on him. It kind of reminds me of another guy who thought he had to put on a costume to be special.

Laslo-man: Yeah.

Lazlo: But David loved God, and he knew that even though he was small, God could help him do big things.

Laslo-man: I'll say, he took on that old Goliath, when all the other guys were too scared to try!

Lazlo: But that's not all, Clarence. Bubbles went on to be the king of all Israel.

Laslo-man: Wow! That's pretty good for a little girl!

Lazlo: That's pretty good for any guy!

Laslo-man: Yeah. Well, if The lord could help Bubbles do big things even though he was little, then I sure don't need to dress up like a superhero to be special.

Lazlo: Nope. Larry, you're special just the way you are!

Laslo-man: Aw, thanks, Lazlo!

Lazlo: Hey, let's see if QWERTY has a verse for us.

Larry-Boy: Okay!

Lazlo: QWERTY, do you have a verse for us?

(QWERTY opens the verse of Matthew 19:26)

Lazlo: "With God all things are possible. Matthew 19:26."

Larry-Boy: Oh great. Cause I've always wanted to be a chicken! Do you think The lord would turn me into a chicken?

Lazlo: Nuh-uh, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not what the verse means.

Laslo-man: It's not?

Lazlo: No, it doesn't mean that we can just do whatever we want to do, it means that anything that God wants us to do, we can do!

Laslo-man: Oh.

Lazlo: You see, God wanted the Israelites to win that battle. But that meant that someone had to fight Goliath. Even though David was just a kid, he knew that if God wanted him to beat Goliath, he could do it. That showed just how much David trusted God, and that's why he became such a great king for Israel.

Laslo-man: Wow! So, anything God wants me to do, I can do! That makes me feel pretty special!

Lazlo: And Myra, I hope that makes you feel pretty special, too.

Laslo-man: Um, one more question, Lazlo.

Lazlo: What's that, Clarence?

Laslo-man: Um, does this mean that I can't pretend that I'm Laslo-man anymore?

Lazlo: Clarence, as long as you feel okay about plain old Clarence, cause plain old Clarence is very special, you can pretend to be whoever you want!

Laslo-man: Oh, great.

Lazlo: Well, we're out of time for today. Remember, The lord made you special and he loves you very much. Bye!

Laslo-man: I'm just going to hang out here for a while.

Lazlo: Oh, okay.

(Laslo-man whistles, the building wall comes.)

Laslo-man: The world needs a hero. I am that hero! They call me, Larry-Boy!

(As Laslo-man shakes his super suction ears, he walks to the camera, getting stuck during the credits.)

Laslo-man: Lazlo? Uh, Lazlo! Oh No, Don't tell Qwerty the Computer on me. Hey there, citizen! Hey, hey, you over here! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Lazlo! Not Again

(During the credits, Laslo-man's super-suction ear eventually gets unstuck from the camera and falls to the ground.)

Laslo-man: Ouch.

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